If you were a teacher in an elementary school class room and one of them said at the salute flag one morning?

This: What would you do?

For example: I pledge allegiance to the “hag” of the United States of “fart.”

What would you do about that child? This was from Robot Chicken but now it’s time to think about it since we’re all going to need something to do in the future. What would you do about this? Kick him out, pull his card, detention? Both, all 3, or just one? Besides he seemed to be amusing and laughing about it and then he said “But I was just trying to be funny” but acting like such a 6 year old, I almost couldn’t say it because it’s so uncool and an immature thing to say at the salute flag. He could’ve just said nothing but what was really hilarious was when they said “Everyone loves a good joke once in a while but not when the PUNCHLINE is TERRORISM.” The part that ACTUALLY WAS FUNNY was “Oops! I only part on 49 STARS! TERRORISM! And Begin Hannukah! TERROSIM!” etc. Those were cool but the first part was stupid.